There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN car. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.
Of course, this would have to be INSTEAD of another stimulus package -
uhhh, I mean the Jobs Bill,
and also not flushing - uhhh, I mean, spending
the rest of the previous stimulus package(s).
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